Forget Syria, Trump and Global Warming. This is far more depressing…
On the left – my empty biscuit jar. First time in 7.5 years my wife Darka Charlotte McVitiedigestive has left me. I can’t find her anywhere. She must have run out…
On the right – a packet of 10 rupee ‘N*ce Time’ biscuits. Yes, I’ve had to resort to having a fling for two nights with these slutty biscuit-pretenders.
Why do they call them ‘N*ce Time’?
I am not having a nice time.